Flash Washer


a flash washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.
i’m not eating anything that donna brings to the pot luck on thursday, she’s a flash washer.

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