flashaholic


a user of the android mobile operating system that cannot resist “flashing” (installing something to the system part-tion, usually a different os entirely) anything flashable they see; someone addicted to flashing.
it started with a simple fix for a sensor glitch, but now, poor jim is a full-blown flashaholic.
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somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

a typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one doc-mented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
the word was coined a number of years ago on a bbs about flashlights.
hey josh!
did you hear that craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other -ssorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit em radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
what a kick in the head!!!
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