Flashing-lights Brake-dance
the result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in rhode island. all the people in the state have to stop – not slow down, but fully stop – as they p-ss the vehicle that’s been pulled over to see if it’s someone they know. and thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.
“my commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the flashing-lights brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the f-ck route 4 is every afternoon.”
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