Flashwank


the act of touching oneself by the only help of your short term memory, after watching a batch of hot images a woman just sent you.
girl: hey, are you at the office now? look at these pictures of me nude …

guy: brb

girl: wtf r you doing?

guy: i went to the wc. flashw-nked, thanks btw!

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