flass
1) a flat -ss
person 1: “oh my goodness look at that skinny b-tch!”‘
person 2: “haha, yeah, look at the fl-ss!!!”
gl-sses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local dollar general. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.
“check her out, she is totally sporting fl-sses”
“those can’t be real, they are deffin. fl-sses!”
when you floss your teeth with hair you acquire whilst eating -ss.
i only had time to eat -ss or floss so i fl-ssed
n. 1. an idiotic or lazy person who has not lived up to expectations. 2. some guy who is a disappointment. 3. originating from “flaccid,” fl-ss refers to a person who cannot get an erection. 4. a big sweaty geesh hole
vb. fl-ssing, fl-ssed, fl-ssing-out, fl-ssed-out 5. to not get involved 6. to be absent at the annoyance of others. 7. to have your manhood sagging lifelessly at the opportune moment.
adj. fl-ssy. 8. without interest or enthusiasm 9. sluggish; inactive; droopy; languid
flastic, flastic-modulus, fl-ssability
due to other commitments keeping him out of town, adam was branded as a m-ssive fl-ss by his house-mates.
through ridiculous amounts of flanging around taz’s highly flastic personality converted to a fl-ssed-out phallus.
franco is such a fl-ssy fl-ss!
flat -ss
she has a fl-ss.
a flat -ss woman a woman with no -ss who seems to think they got an -ss
omg that girl tryin to shake dat fl-ss
the way that flabby person on the block goes off on you for the littlest thing, shaking their head back and forth, getting all up in your face and pointing their grimy fingers right at you as they proceed to spit on your face by yelling; their s-ss is just as extra as their flab
guy1: “so i was in mcdonald’s and this woman was standing there for a good 5 minutes trying to make up her mind. i knew what i wanted so i walked in front of her to order when they said ‘next please’. then that b-tch proceeded to go off, getting red in the face and making me smell her nasty -ss breath. she caused a huge scene over a simple mistake.”
guy2: “well bro, be happy you made it out alive cause that b-tch could have suffocated you with her fl-ss.”
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