flasses

flat -ss
she has a fl-ss.
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gl-sses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local dollar general. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.
“check her out, she is totally sporting fl-sses”
“those can’t be real, they are deffin. fl-sses!”
1) a flat -ss
person 1: “oh my goodness look at that skinny b-tch!”‘
person 2: “haha, yeah, look at the fl-ss!!!”
n. 1. an idiotic or lazy person who has not lived up to expectations. 2. some guy who is a disappointment. 3. originating from “flaccid,” fl-ss refers to a person who cannot get an erection. 4. a big sweaty geesh hole
vb. fl-ssing, fl-ssed, fl-ssing-out, fl-ssed-out 5. to not get involved 6. to be absent at the annoyance of others. 7. to have your manhood sagging lifelessly at the opportune moment.
adj. fl-ssy. 8. without interest or enthusiasm 9. sluggish; inactive; droopy; languid

flastic, flastic-modulus, fl-ssability

due to other commitments keeping him out of town, adam was branded as a m-ssive fl-ss by his house-mates.

through ridiculous amounts of flanging around taz’s highly flastic personality converted to a fl-ssed-out phallus.

franco is such a fl-ssy fl-ss!
a flat -ss woman a woman with no -ss who seems to think they got an -ss
omg that girl tryin to shake dat fl-ss
a contraction of the words “flaccid” and “-ss”.
wayne inherited his mother’s fl-ss.

i looked up from rolling a joint and saw catarina’s fl-ss flapping in the wind.
when you’re scratching your -ss and find a stray hair, and as you pull it out you realize it’s actually in your -rs-hole, like floss, but up your -ss.
it was so embar-ssing when i yanked that fl-ss out during my threesome with earl and lorlene.
to floss someone’s posterior crevice. see “fl-ssing.”
he seriously needs to fl-ss; his bo is unbelievable!