Flasturbating
the act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
he’s not coming out tonite becuase he’s probably flasturbating
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- Limprovise
(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age. john: dude how did you manage to bang out sally after polishing of that bottle of jack? tim: it wasn’t easy bro, but i limprovised.
- cackalyst
derived from the words “catalyst” which is a router made by cisco and “cack” which is similar to a lingball. “cackalyst” is a derogative name for the router. “i’m sick of this stupid cackalyst” “do you have a console cable for a cackalyst” “stupid overpriced cackalyst”
- fuhuck
when a person adds another syllable to the word f-ck for purpose of emphasize or just sheer enjoyment. deriving from wizardpeople’s dear reader to express hp’s frustration. rick: dagnabbit, we just lost the game. bernard: fuhuck!!! i am so disappointed now
- Furryboots
north east scotland, noric, furryboots meaning where abouts, or where is it furryboots ma shoes over there by the door boots with fake fur that make chicks look r-t-rded. her -ss made me hard, but those furry boots … s-xing a r-t-rd almost feels wrong.
- Linsane
a term to describe something as insane as jeremy lin’s play and influence on the world. that crossover was linsane! something insane that has to do with jeremy lin, point guard for the new york knicks. guy 1: “did you see the game last night?!” guy 2: “yeah, the knicks did awesome!” guy 1: “it […]