flat as a board



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adjective describing a woman with no br–sts, that is, flat-chested
“she was a carpenter’s dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail.”
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no br–sts
sue was flat as a board so i nailed her at my workbench.
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a term describing a girl with no b–bs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! when you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

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