flat as chloe


when something/one is flat.
a way to express the fact that one has no breast.
me: *sees flat tyre*
me: thinks “it’s as flat as chloe”
me: “d-mn, that tyre is so flat, you might as well call it chloe.”
chloe: f-ck you.

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