flat chisel
a flat chisel is when you get really h-rny so you go to a local blacksmith shop and talk dirty to the blacksmith and you watch closely until he gets a b-n-r then you all of a sudden knock him out cold then break everything in the shop and mess everything up then you pour 100 degree water on him to burn his face to where he looks like freddy kruger and he wakes up so mad but lowkey still h-rny and quickly get naked before he gets up and put your p-n-s on a table and he will get up and pick up an anvil and drop it on your c-ck creating a “flat chisel” then when you are held down by your c-ck he will start making out with you.
>after date in your house
-girl:can i suck your c-ck
-guy- sorry it’s basically gone because my local blacksmith flat chiseled me
– girl: oh my bad, understood
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