Flat Dick Syndrome


a rare condition where one’s p-n-s is as flat as a piece of plywood. there are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. it is contagious and is often linked with balltap pr-ne males.
phil: hey tim, why is your d-ck so flat?
tim: its a condition called flat d-ck syndrome, or fds. please don’t make fun of me.
phil: aww sorry. can i touch it?
tim: k.

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