flat leaver

flat leaver
-if you were hanging out with a friend and left to hang with “cooler” kids, you were a flat leaver
-if person a hangs out with person b & c, and then person a leaves to hang out with person d & e, then person a is a flat leaver…
person a: ::playing video games with person b & c::
::enter person d & e::
person d & e: h-llo person a, come hang out with us
::person a leaves person b & c to hang out with person d & e::
person b & c: you’re a flat leaver person a…
a friend who leaves you when another friend comes along.
a person who leaves a group of people to go with another group, without excusing or dismissing himself.
ed: what are you guys doing later?
guys: oh!, we don’t know. maybe catch a flick or something. what do you want to do?
ed: i dunno, but that sounds good. oh look, check out kiki and her friends.
ed: later y’ll i’m out!
ed is cl-ssified as a flatleaver!
if you are hanging out at a friends place and leave because you are bored or want to hang out with other friends. originally comes from the u.k. term “flat” which means apartment.
if you come over tonight don’t be a flatleaver like you were last night.
these other definitions are weird. a flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. a flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.
“me and kay asked if i wanted to hang out today so i got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time…then did it again that week. she’s a b-tch and a flatleaver and if i see her again i’m gonna mob on her.”
adj; a: a person who leaves someone waiting indefinitely without sufficient notice if any. b; someone who lives in a flat and exits said flát.
a: a flatleaver is one of two or more friends who make plans to go out and the one friend who never shows or calls to cancel!
b: a flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. therefore. a flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.
pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.
flat leaver
-if you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with “the guys”, and you don’t come back later to play with her, you are a “flat leaver”.

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