Flat Rock


the armpit of southeast lower michigan.
i dated a girl from flat rock last year, she was white trash and her dad was a walmart wolverine. but at least she put out.
a very small town in southeastern michigan that has a total area of only 6.8 miles. for a very small town it is actually pretty busy on telegraph road where their are a variety of fast food restaurants and the flat rock speedway and a bowling alley, it also has a driving school where most of the cr-ppy drivers in wayne and monroe county learn to drive. it also has an abandoned k-mart which looks like h-ll with weeds growing all over the d-mn place. the high school is a small school full of white trash, wiggers, blacks, and emo’s. and when i say emo’s i mean emo’s just a ton of them. so to put it simply flat rock is a very small town with many residents below the poverty level and very odd kids.
kid: “hey look at those weird emo kids walking down the street”

friend: “ugh emo kids they must be from flat rock.
a bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. mostly delicious belgian beers.
e: wanna hit up the flatrock & get crunked?
b: no doubt…holla boi!!!

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