flat-topped
1. noun. a hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former amiga power journalists until present day. a haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a “flat-top”, a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.
2. adjective, “flat-topped” obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
that inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. and questioning my ability to ‘understand simple english’ is only compressing the flat-top’.
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