flathead craig


someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
that guy acts like such a flathead craig, no wonder his wife left. he would need to improve himself to even be a choad
get a mug for your uncle james.

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