flatterbate


masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. the desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

that (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to m-st-rb-t- to it, because i wish to flatter it.
1. did you see jamie foxx’s performance in the soloist? what a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, i can’t wait to go home and flatterbate to it.

2. i’d have flatterbated after inception but it blew my d-ck away! i could not find my d-ck so could not flatterbate!

3. that pizza was so good i just have to flatterbate later.

4. can i flatterbate to your mom? she’s had a hard day and i seriously find her worthy. she looks like ginger spice from critically acclaimed pop group “spice girls” so i don’t think it’s weird, do you?

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