flattie


a woman with no discernable br–sts.
wow, from the neck down that chick looks like a dude, what a flattie.
the worst type of fat chick. (fat and no b–bs)
“check out that flattie, shes just your size brady.”
urban males that wear flat brimmed hat’s. generally seen alot in the melbourne and newcastle. sydney consists of a crew called flattieee. also known as arkmus.
flattie hat, arkmus, flat brimmed hat

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