flatuaquatics
flatuaquatics refers to an event where flatulence or “farts” sounds m-ffled by liquid, but is, in fact, dry. it may also sound like what is known as a “wet fart”, or a “shart”, when someone farts and a little sh-t comes out.
steve: “dood, tyler, did you just cr-p your pants?”
tyler: “no, just some flatuaquatics”
steve: “you sure?”
tyler: “let me check, yep”.
steve: “oh, cool.”
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