Momery
remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.
i was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for christmas. what a wonderful momery.
mom+memory=momery
it’s what mom’s have that help them to remember everything-the good and the bad.
mom: honey, don’t forget that you need to clean your room, study for that test you forgot about and pay me back for buying you that shirt you wanted.
daughter: d-mn! how’d you remember that? you bought that for me like a month ago!
mom: one word, momery.
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