Flatulent Relationship
a relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. like eating a good food then getting gas from it.
“what happened, you two were great together!”
“he said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when i did. i thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship.”
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