flatwankered


‘p-ssed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch’
seonaidh’s flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. now he lives in london and spends his vast new salary on cl-ss a drugs. he now feels completely flatw-nkered.

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