flatzero
an ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the -ss of plank (plank from ed, edd, and eddy).
josh: yo, that girl is a flatzero.
tom: its not ashley’s fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.
josh: she still a flatzero bro!
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