Flavia


latin female name meaning “blonde”. it was also the name of a gens (=family) of roman emperors, who ruled rome (and it’s empire) from 69 to 96 after christ.
girls named after this family usually have the mind of queens; they’re really self-conscious and strong at a first sight, but inside their suit of armour they hide a warm and p-ssionate heart.
boys have to be careful while approaching a flavia: if, fascinated by her charms, they begin too slave-like their approach, they won’t get than disregard or, worse, contempt; while if to bold, they’ll be broken in small, small pieces.
the best thing may be what one’s, and hope that would be enough to get a flavia.

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guy 1:<>
guy 2: (sighs)
a girlfriend who is really cool, and down for whatever is bout to go down, or a hott mexican chica.
yo! dat b-tch is a real flavia, she’s straight the best girl i ever did have.
a sweet, funny girl who will lift you off your feet. she has gorgeous eyes, and a smile that will light up your world. flavias never let you down, and will make you feel better when you’re feeling low. they can dance like no other, and their voices sound like angels. if you ever meet a flavia, never let her go, because without her your life will never be the same.
“omg, flavia is the hawtest girl ever! i’m so jealous.”
the one who will say they’ll watch a tv show with you but then ditches you last minute to go to walmart.
person a: “pretty little liars is on in 5 min!”
flavia: “well… i need to go to walmart now…bye!”
the world’s most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by mars inc. usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.
employee: yo boss, i tried flavia smooth roast, flavia arabic, flavia italia, flavia hazelnut, flavia decaffe, flavia choco, flavia english breakfast, flavia earl grey, flavia darjeeling and flavia green tea filterpacks… and they all taste like sh-t!

employer: you’re fired.

employee: and why the h-ll did you spend $1000 on the s350 model. f-cking buy the espresso roast and creamy topping filterpacks for cuppuchino mix you stupid f-ck face!

employer: (phoning security)
a new sauce at taco bell.
dude did you try that sauce?
flavia?
yeah its gangsta.
the worst name on the planet. usually -ssociated with that well known feminine product, flavia the friendly douche. any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. also a character in the bedroom farce noises off.
woman: i think i will name my child flavia.
doctor: oh for the love of g-d don’t do that to your poor child!
nurses: -are throwing up-
woman: well, if you really think it’s that bad…
nurses: and how!

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