Flavor Bastard
1: a person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: a person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.
example 1- person a: i love ranch dressing, i put it on all my foods. person b: you flavor b-st-rd
example 2- person a: why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? person b: why are you being such a flavor b-st-rd?
example 3- person a: are you black chinese or black j-panese? person b: don’t know, i’m a flavor b-st-rd.
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