flavored dick box
\ ‘fla-vər-d ‘dik ‘bäks \ (noun)
definition of flavored d-ck box:
1) in short, a prepped v-g-n-. flavored d-ck box status is achieved only after the v-g-n- has been thoroughly cleaned, or “prepped”, through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. once the v-g-n- is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the v-g-n- for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its “flavor” to the v-g-n-, or “d-ck box.”
a) preparation is key for a favorable “flavored d-ck box.” technically a “flavored d-ck box” can be achieved, for example, by spending all day “street walking” or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. instances such as these turn a “flavored d-ck box” into a “waiver’d d-ck box.”
1) becky straight up got h-ll’s kitchen on the prep of her flavored d-ck box on my birthday. i bet gordon ramsay himself wouldn’t be able to get enough of it, i know i couldn’t. the only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before i dug in.
a) d-mn, alice tried to throw some flavored d-ck box my way last night. she didnt know i saw her at the frat part though, no way in h-ll i was getting anywhere near her waiver’d d-ck box after that.
a v-g-n-
nichole went down on me last night and then i ate out the flavored d-ck box.
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