fleagle


short for “flaming eagle”, the fleagle is a s-xual technique in which the nose is doused in hot sauce before performing c-nn-l-ng-s (or -n-llingus).
“oh my god girl, it was so hot last night!”

“really!? what’d he do?”

“he gave me a fleagle.”

“d-mn. that is hot.”
a person who intentionally misrepresents him- or herself to others, or who purports to be something he or she couldn’t possibly be.
what a fleagle that kid is: he actually expects us to believe he’s a real vampire.
one who can see past the day to day bs and look towards and act upon the reason we exist – to interact and enjoy ourselves.

a person unwilling to label him/herself by his/her corporation or profession as their sole ident-ty.

one who is willing to be brutally honest.
there are two types of people in this world (1) corporate humps and (2) fleagles. which one are you ?
any person that can sit around all day and do nothing at work except cruise the internet and write emails. usually works for some government agency
why is my inbox full again? must be fleagle.

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