n. (1) one who has mastered the art of being “on fleek”. (2) an individual who oversees a flock of followers who are “on fleek”.
the fleekmeister is coming to bestow upon us good tidings and wisdom from on high. all hail the fleekmeister!
- flipped a rat
getting incredibly high and doing something stupid; the new way of saying “tripping b-lls” sounds best when said while impersonating george lopez yo, i flipped a rat last night!
- fresh off the fence
being recently released from prison. man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.
- frosty dog
when a guy isn’t circ-mcised and he c-ms inside the foreskin and when he pulls it back it resembles frosting. so i was f-ck-ng this girl last night and i went to c-m on her face and i got a frosty dog. s-x c-m uncirc-mcised
f-ckwits who believe that the earth is the center of the universe. they usually start with a, err, “novel” interpretation of the bible (that goes against most religions) and then go and find science experiments to misrepresent and twist to show the “truth”. inreality, the high priests of geocentrists are con men looking to make […]
- goat fence
code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk. my friend is driving down to ann arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm’s harvest gathering party next weekend!