flench


the simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. ‘flench’ is therefore a fusing of the key words ‘fart’ and ‘clench’.
mary: “my goodness can you smell that? who farted?”
joe: “it was mark, i saw him flench right before the smell hit”
the knee deep in pain book defines flenches as a combination clench and flex.
flenches are done to build muscle strength slowly, with deliberation. flenches help in combating arthritis.

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