flenis


common slang for a flaccid p-n-s. used when one is too lazy to say “flaccid p-n-s” in its entirety.
richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.
similar to the word jawn, except used to get a reaction from people who aren’t familiar with the term. u get em, and sometimes they are valuable, and sometimes they’re not.
me: aww man instead of my paycheck i got a coupon for five free flenises.

him: what… what is that?

me (yelling across the lawn): yo edmond, remember to bring the flenises!!!
him (yellnig back): what.. what the h-ll are you talking about?
1. the male member on a female
2. the rocket in her pocket.
dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis
the male genitalia, given wings… a flying p-n-s
she says it’s supposed to be an airplane, but we think it looks lke a p-n-s with wings; aka flenis…

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