flesh bagpipe
the p-n-s and scr-t-m arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. the p-n-s, of course, is the “blowpipe”, and the scr-t-m, being the “bag”.
genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scr-t-m, would also help to add to the effect.
mostly played by women and men in kilts.
mother: “jimmy what is that noise?”
son: “nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe.”
mike: “greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe.”
david: “at least he does something he’s good at.”
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