French Carpool
a s-x act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral s-x and they high five over her back creating the eiffel tower. meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having s-x while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. as they p-ss under the girl they push their b-tts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.
i can’t believe you guys didn’t invite me to your french carpool, i love absurd s-xual acts.
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