Flesh Headphones


when a girl puts her b–bs all around your face so that you can’t hear anything but the ocean.
person 1: dude, you wanna party?
person 2: whaaat?
p1: you wanna party?!
p2: whaaat?
p1: dude, what’s wrong with you?
p2: my girl put some flesh headphones on me. my ears are still recovering.

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