flesh pencil
another name for a p-n-s. thought of this gem back in 09′ when i was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in springfield ma.
i invited samantha over to study and all that b-tch did was teach me calculus. i thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.
whenever mrs. nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test i imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if i am going to p-ss.
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