flesh-stache


(n) a flesh colored or blond mustache. a favorite style for rednecks
did you see johnny’s sweet flesh-stache, he’s definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight
the female answer to the motorboat. basically, the lady takes his p-n-s, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.
“i was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, i thought you were french!”

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