Flesh Thermometer
when a man uses his p-n-s to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
my girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor i just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
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