Leahtwodicks
the rare leahtwod-cks is a distant relative of the woodkeleah.
you see this deadly creature not only posses two human p-n-s guns made out of madonna flesh, it is also constantly on fire.
this naturally makes it a extreme danger to the dainty and precious kat-t bird. they are highly flammable and they secrete a viscous slime that attracts the leahtwod-cks. many nature enthusiast are working together to save the beautiful kat-t species and eradicate the awful leahtwod-ck thing.
tour guide :”and here we see the mystical kat-t you see- oh no! it seems to have attracted the dreaded leahtwod-cks!! oh no. does someone have a gun?!”
p-sserby: “here!”
-throws shotgun-
bam!!
-huge sigh of relief.
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