fleshblankets


the beefy, curtain-like, stretched out inner l-b– lips that keep your p-n-s oh so warm with every thrust.
that woman’s v-g-n- might have looked like chopped liver, but her fleshblankets sure kept my p-n-s warm!
folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.
“we make fun of austin’s fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we’re all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket.”

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