Fleshjack
f-g version? no idiot, f-gs (h-m-phobes) don’t use this!
it’s actually a s-x toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. the str8 version is a fleshlight.
once jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big c-ck inside, & f-cked it like a h-rny dog! it rapidly filled up with his warm cream.
f-g version of a fleshlight
paul’s boyfriend chris wasn’t around so he pulled out his fleshjack and b-tt f-cked it instead.
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