fletcher


the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at her place, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or p-ss out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a sl-tty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both sl-tty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the ‘julia roberts’
b. the ‘cheap date’
c. or the ‘sleazy bateman’
“you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah… i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she’ll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word.”
not a terrible -sshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. actually a pretty nice guy, honest!
man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!
a backwards somersault into the 69 position. only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.
kyle was trying to give marissa a fletcher for her birthday but he was out of shape so he broke her nose.
another term for gay
girl 1: “wow that guys pretty attractive”
girl 2: “yeah, shame he’s a fletcher
fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. and he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: -pwns that n00b-
noun.
another term for one’s virginity.
dude, i just lost my fletcher!
originated and used in port chester new york by the infamous mig louch.fletcher, its a typical white boy name used as a great stereotype for gringos mostly from rye ,greenwich, harrison, and other white boy towns in westchester ny.
yo why is there alaways mad fletchers in hubbas say i wont snuff them hahha, nah b vatos in here are already on that and flip is waitin to scare them outside hahaha.

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