flex offender
definition: a flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. flex offenders can be cl-ssified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. if you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don’t hesitate to call someone.
example: johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that supreme gear
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