Flex Zoned
when one is attempting to engage in s-xual intercourse with a female and said female uses her v-g-n-l muscles to shut the opening detering one’s attempt in any s-xual act involving the v-g-n- rendering the male partic-p-nt “flex zoned”
jon: i was hooking up with this girl and i couldn’t get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarr-ssing.
chat: yo, you got flex zoned!
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