Gertatude


when your s-ssy inner minx is about to bust out. you automatically know (think) you’re the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss -ss b-tch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying b-tches.

-form of euphoria

-alpha of all forms of females… actually of everything in the universe.

-opposite of a basic b-tch

-hottest girl feeling herself at the party!
walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my gertatude!

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