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• flipped the script

  for someone to be completely cool one minute then do a 180 and “flip the script” and go absolutely crazy on you. when i told her i was going out tonight she flipped the script and cursed me out! 1 more definition going crazy; having a loud and usually very verbal meltdown. “whatchoo talkin’ ’bout? […]

• floppy tortilla

  the act of donkey punching someone so hard they sh-t on your p-n-s therefore ruining tour b-n-r jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla

• Fonzie Scheme

  the act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. a fonzie scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is not any of these things. the name derives from the name of arthur fonzarelli, star of the sitcom “happy days,” who is […]

• Forklift Boosting

  lifting one forklift with another in order to extend vertical reach. example of forklift boosting: customer: are you sure boosting the forklifts to reach the top shelf is a good idea? engineer: trust me, i’m an engineer!

• Freast

  1) v. stuffing your face with food provided for free by other people, usually family or friends. 2) n,v. when your friends leave town on vacation and offer for you to come clean out their fridge of all leftovers while they are gone. feasting for free! 1) let’s go to my mom’s house so we […]

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