Fonzie Scheme


the act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. a fonzie scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is not any of these things. the name derives from the name of arthur fonzarelli, star of the sitcom “happy days,” who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
did you see that tim, the shy guy from it, is wearing a leather jacket today? that dude is totally trying to pull a fonzie scheme and score chicks.
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delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving s-x and then moving on to the next partner.
i gave her the best i had in 5 minutes. yeah, 5 minutes. i had to resort to my fonzie scheme, i have another date in an hour.

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