Flexhibitionist


those guys in spandex that workout by jogging on sidewalks that lie directly beside busy city streets that stop mid-workout to stretch publicly, showcasing both their bodies and flexibility.
q: why is that guy just standing there on the sidewalk and stretching?

a: because he’s a flexhibitionist. that’s what they do.

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