flexting
the act of flirting through text. it also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.
1. “i met jane last night and once i got home i couldn’t but to start flexting.”
2. “… jane was then wooed by john’s strategic flext.”
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a person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person’s hands and arms become very muscular.
because of flexting, i can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.
striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. quite common on the beaches of california but also observed at north avenue beach in chicago.
after a workout at muscle beach, win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.
flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. seen as a precursor to s-xting.
i’ve been flexting with this chick for weeks. tonight’s the big night. i think we might start s-xting.
flexing and texting simultaneously. strengthens those arm muscles unlike any workout in the weight room.
“flexting really saves me time! every time i text someone i just get a nice flext in and then i don’t have to hit the weight room!”
when guys get excited texting each other about “guy” stuff.
a text session that makes a guy so amped up he unkwittingly starts flexing his muscles.
jake and jaheem were flexting each other about who’s car was faster.
flirting + texting. the act of text messaging someone to get attention from a person you are interested in. no matter if the person you are texting has a gf/bf.
in a sentance:
boyfriend: jenny keeps texting me at random times in the day. you know, just stupid stuff. but, that doesn’t mean she wants me!
girlfriend: it’s called flexting, and it’s still flirting!!!
flexting in action:
nancy: what are you up to?
bob: nothing
nancy: i miss you
bob: yeah, we should hang out sometime
nancy: like soon!
bob: i know, i’m prettty busy these days with work and my girlfriend
nancy: 🙁
extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph’s of their muscles via social sites.
susan: john, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave mart a b-n-r on facebook?
john: shut up wh-r-! i was flexting.
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