fli-flops
the rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.
“jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? if you don’t make it into the circus, we’re sending you to college!”
“yes mom, quit bugging me. and please don’t threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people.”
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