Flib
the word “flibs” was made in 2014 as a portmanteau of the words f-cking and liberties.
rob called nathan a stupid f-cking c-nt. dean said ‘rob you’re taking flibs’
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f-cking late irish b-st-rd. a male of irish descent who is consistently late for work or pressing social engagements.
my friend is a flip and i am a flib. he is filipino and i am a f-cking late irish b-st-rd.
f-cking long island boy
a f.l.i.b. is a type of boy who live on long island in ny. he has tatoos, wears gold chains, flat brimmed yankee hat, and dress and act all big and bad…until he ends up in the er/hospital and is crying like a baby for his mother.
the simultaneous male reaction to sudden surprise or shock involving male genitalia to feel like it is retracting up and into one’s stomach.
“dude, i flibbed when i almost pulled out in front of that motorcyclist going 4o mi/hr!”
“oh, and by the way, i have herpes!” -flib-
flib comes from the irish word ‘flibrofropy’ it means “to disenct and eat ones own house-pet and have wine for a drink.”
my, that is a wonderful flib party we attended.
to have hot,dirty, s-x on a counter top.
d-mn, i gave her a good flib last night at my grandpa’s house.
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