flight for life
when a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.
guy 1: even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had s-x last night.
guy 2: how did that go? did you give her an angry dragon?
guy 1: no, i was going to hard that i gave her the flight for life before i could get to that.
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