Flight of the Phoenix
an awesome outdoor party stunt. with a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare–ssed. crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your -ss cheeks. leave a 6 foot trailer of tp that leads from your -ss to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your -ss to start feeling the heat! the longest time denotes a clear winner! the line of fire shooting from your -ss looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
mike holds the record for the flight of the phoenix…a record breaking 20 seconds!
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